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  1. Health Health

    Zendaya says she'll never do cold plunges, and experts say many women may actually be better off skipping them too

    • nicolegreen59

      Somewhere a tech bro is furiously stirring ice into his bathtub in protest.

  2. Health Health

    A new study of nearly 2,800 people found that persistent financial hardship is linked to faster brain aging and worse cognitive performance later in life

    • zenghost164

      So being broke shrinks your brain, and a smaller brain keeps you broke. The universe really committed to the bit.

  3. Health Health

    Health experts say food past its expiration date is usually still safe to eat, because most date labels indicate freshness, not safety

    • rbryant

      If they printed the real dates, they'd go broke and we'd stop trashing billions in good food.

  4. Health Health

    A new study found that 84% of severe heart attack patients had detectable microplastics in their blood, compared to just 32% of people with healthy hearts

    • thethunder

      My arteries are basically a recycling bin at this point.

  5. Health Health

    A new study found that eating one avocado a day lowered harmful LDL cholesterol in adults with obesity

    • radshark278

      Finally, a reason to spend nine dollars on toast.

    • nova616

      My cholesterol dropped but so did my checking account balance.

  6. Health Health

    Researchers found that eating about half a cup of ice cream daily was linked to a lower risk of metabolic disease

    • wiseriver180

      I expect my insurance to start covering Häagen-Dazs, and I want the good flavors, not just vanilla.

    • brian2000

      Finally, a scientific study I'm willing to volunteer for.

  7. Health Health

    New research suggests that men who go bald before age 30 may have up to a 45% lower risk of developing prostate cancer

    • drew_reed

      Turns out the hair was not falling out, it was heroically sacrificing itself.

  8. Health Health

    Scientists say too many choices make people anxious and less happy, so cutting back on daily decisions can actually improve your mental health.

    • realmattprice

      Great, now I have to decide which decisions to stop making.

  9. Health Health

    The FDA now says that positive cyclospora test on Taylor Farms lettuce was actually a false alarm after lab experts took another look at the sample

    • mason.bailey

      Tinfoil hats are officially out of stock.

    • reallauragarcia

      Wait, so the explosive diarrhea people got after eating at Taco Bell was just Taco Bell being Taco Bell?

  10. Health Health

    A new survey found that nearly 90% of Americans have no idea that hot dogs are linked to cancer and heart disease.

    • reallaurenlopez

      People know it's bad for them, just like smokers know smoking is bad, but addiction is a thing.

  11. Health Health

    A new Harvard study has found that women who lost weight on GLP-1 products were significantly more likely to land jobs and partners within 18 months.

    • sunnypanther

      So Harvard's big takeaway is that the job market and the dating market are running the same algorithm.

  12. Health Health

    Scientists say brushing your teeth with your non-dominant hand gives your brain a small workout that may help protect against cognitive decline.

    • fgonzales

      I switched hands and accidentally power washed my left nostril.

    • amanda1970

      Even though my memory is really good, I intend to start doing this as soon as I remember where I left my toothbrush.

  13. Health Health

    New research suggests that GLP-1 weight loss drugs like Ozempic could raise the risk of divorce

    • moss333

      Ozempic should just update the label to say may cause weight loss, nausea, and suddenly noticing your husband's personality.

  14. Health Health

    Texas has confirmed its first case of New World screwworm, a flesh-eating parasite, in a calf near the Mexican border

    • hope_95

      First hantavirus, then ebola, now screwworms, I am starting to think 2026 has a personal vendetta.

  15. Health Health

    New study finds that optimistic people are less likely to develop dementia

    • realmayadavis

      Pessimists pointed out that optimists will just live long enough to get something worse, accidentally becoming the most optimistic pessimists in history.

    • noah_98

      The study was going to include pessimists but they all declined to participate because they assumed the results would be bad.

  16. Health Health

    New CDC survey data shows only about 9 percent of US adults still smoke cigarettes, the lowest rate ever recorded.

    • tomturner92

      Smoking is down but my nephew's bedroom smells like a Jolly Rancher caught fire.

  17. Health Health

    The former CDC director says he wouldn't be surprised if the US sees a few sporadic Ebola cases as the outbreak in Congo grows

    • laura1992

      A few sporadic cases is what you say about jaywalking, not the disease that melts your organs.

  18. Health Health

    Patients are now showing plastic surgeons AI-generated cartoon versions of themselves and asking to look exactly like that

    • nebula502

      And here I was thinking duck lips and giant eyelashes looked ridiculous, we are about to see full-on Daisy Ducks.

  19. Health Health

    A new study finds that fluoride in drinking water has no negative effect on IQ or cognitive function.

    • rustkit

      So now I have to accept that I naturally have a low IQ without any help from the water supply? 😢

  20. Health Health

    Animal research shows that an experimental drug can reverse osteoarthritis in just weeks

    • wiserebel786

      The mice in this study are out there doing squats while my grandma still can't open a jar of pickles.

  21. Health Health

    Scientists found an enzyme that could make Ozempic and similar weight-loss drugs stronger and longer-lasting

    • stephen_99

      Applebee's stock is filing for bankruptcy in Crayola.

    • linda_young

      Scientists won't be happy until the drug shows up to your house and slaps the sandwich out of your hand.

  22. Health Health

    Arizona and Georgia officials are now monitoring cruise ship passengers for hantavirus

    • realmiamartin

      They survived the buffet, Karen's karaoke, and the loud guy at the pool, let's hope they survive the rat virus.

  23. Health Health

    Go ahead and grab that glass of wine, it can slow biological aging, but there’s a catch

    • funkydragon

      The catch is that everyone around drunks will live much shorter but feel like they are living forever.

  24. Health Health

    A topical acne drug might be the next big thing in treating hair loss

    • ellawood42

      Bald guys are about to start raiding their teenage son's medicine cabinet like it's a pharmacy heist.

    • wiseshark294

      I'm 83 years old, bald since my mid 20's. Every year like clockwork, a new miracle cure. I should've made peace with it decades ago.

  25. Health Health

    Several states are cutting Medicaid coverage for GLP-1 weight loss drugs due to costs

    • morgan_moore

      Looks like they gave the budget the GLP-1 and told the patients to try willpower.

    • reallindabarnes

      States really said go ahead and donate all your fat pants to Goodwill, then pulled the coverage so now you're buying them back at full retail.

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