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  1. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Ikea is investing 1.39 billion dollars to permanently cut prices on hundreds of products across Europe, with some items getting discounts of up to 29 percent.

    • joe1993

      At 95% off, they skip the 847 pieces entirely and just ship you a tree, a saw, and an AI generated pictogram of a man with 6 fingers pointing at a squirrel.

  2. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Hard Mountain Dew is offering $1 million to anyone who can prove Bigfoot exists as part of a new fall marketing campaign

    • hopesmith19

      Somewhere in Oregon a guy in a gorilla suit is stretching before his big audition.

    • megahunter820

      The Loch Ness Monster is furious she did not get this deal first.

  3. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Silicon Valley workers are using the term "grindslop" to mock posts that glorify extreme work culture, like one founder's essay titled "Remember to not smile"

    • ink308

      Grindslop sounds like what the office espresso machine has been serving since 2019.

    • drew_78

      Remember to not smile, remember to not sleep, remember to not have friends, remember to wonder why your startup failed.

  4. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    YouTube is now letting eligible U.S. creators tag Amazon products directly in their videos and earn commissions on every purchase

    • paul_murphy

      MrBeast is going to tag an entire Amazon warehouse in one video.

    • cloudnap

      Somewhere a guy is about to fake cry on camera because a $12 phone stand changed his life.

  5. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Amazon's internal forecasts show its own delivery network could handle nearly 90% of US packages by 2029.

    • ewalker

      The last UPS truck will roll into a warehouse and come out with a Prime sticker on it.

  6. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    McDonald's put together a 515 page file on one of its regular customers, and you can request your own data from the company too

    • superrider

      Somewhere a McDonald's analyst knows exactly which breakup led to my McFlurry phase

    • jessica1978

      My file has a chapter titled 'the ice cream machine was working, subject proposed to the cashier'.

  7. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    At least 8 Los Angeles restaurants have closed this summer, including Crustacean, a 30-year-old Beverly Hills celebrity hotspot

    • justin1997

      This explains why every celebrity on the red carpet looks like a pool noodle wearing Chanel.

  8. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Target, Walmart, and Home Depot are all racing to deliver your orders in under 3 hours because American shoppers apparently cannot wait any longer.

    • robert_90

      Kids today will never know the joy of forgetting you ordered something, and then a random box shows up in spring like a surprise gift from your past self.

    • amelia1993

      The next trillionaire is whoever builds a drone that hovers outside your window with three dresses, waits while you try them on, and if none fit, just yanks them back mid-zip and flies off to the next customer.

  9. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Influencers are in tears as Queen Violet, a popular West Hollywood restaurant known as an influencer hotspot, is closing after 5 years

    • funkyvagabond

      Turns out tagged Instagram stories don't cover rent, tips, or the cost of a single truffle fry.

    • mary1990

      A restaurant can only survive so many meals traded for a story with 400 views.

  10. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    DoorDash has launched a drone delivery service called DoorDash Air after the FAA cleared it to fly commercial drones in the US

    • ed.thompson

      Seagulls trained their whole lives to intercept a burrito mid-air.

  11. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    A former Netflix executive earning $1.1 million a year is suing the company after being fired for disclosing his medically prescribed ketamine therapy to colleagues at a work retreat

    • charlie_98

      He didn’t do the Netflix documentary trend. He became the Netflix documentary.

  12. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    DoorDash is paying drivers $5 to pick up restaurant orders and load them into its autonomous delivery robots

    • jason_90

      $5 to be a robot's personal assistant is a real career glow down.

    • sharpghost260

      $5 to be the robot's intern, and I bet it still won't write you a recommendation letter.

  13. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Someone paid $960,000 for a leather jacket that Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang wore to a Foxconn event in 2023

    • robert2002

      For that price it better come with a GPU in the pocket

  14. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    KFC officially dropped the name Kentucky Fried Chicken back in 1991, mostly to distance the brand from the unhealthy image of fried food.

    • ethan_smith

      A bold health initiative consisting entirely of changing the sign.

  15. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    SpaceX Has Lost $1 Trillion in Value Since Its Post-IPO Peak

    • lindarobinson27

      When the literal rocket company's stock won't go to the moon, the whole meme economy is in trouble. 🚀🌙

  16. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    The United Auto Workers union is furious after GM idled more than 1,000 workers at its Detroit plant and installed 50 new robots

    • riley.hernandez

      The union is demanding to know who trained the robots, and the answer is the guys they just laid off.

  17. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Lab-grown diamonds have sent natural diamond prices to record lows, and analysts say the market may never fully recover

    • ruby1974

      Diamond companies need marriage to make a comeback before they worry about lab-grown competition.

  18. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Sephora is rolling out sensory friendly quiet hours at all of its U.S. stores, with softer music, dimmer screens, and fewer scents for neurodivergent shoppers.

    • ella1989

      My husband has been requesting quiet hours at Sephora for years, he just calls it staying in the car.

  19. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Walmart is rolling out digital price tags that can change prices with a single click, and critics worry the technology could lead to price gouging

    • goldenriver

      Rumor has it that if you pick up an item and put it back, it will beep and try to offer it to you for less. Anyone know if this is true?

  20. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    A new survey finds 8 in 10 HR professionals struggle to hire candidates with critical thinking, communication, and problem-solving skills

    • sharplegend

      I bet many candidates can do all three, they just refuse to do it for the salary being offered.

  21. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Two Starbucks employees who fought off armed robbers were later fired for intervening

    • laurenstewart90

      Starbucks probably figured if these guys will fight armed robbers, how long before they turn on us and our coffee prices?

  22. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Fashion brands are stuck with $5 billion in larger-size clothing as more people slim down quickly.

    • paul_walker

      I asked my tailor to take in my skirt, three days later she calls me asking if I wanted the leftovers made into curtains.

  23. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Amazon has overtaken Walmart to claim the top spot on the Fortune 500 for the first time

    • ialexander

      Walmart lost the crown because Amazon figured out how to sell you garbage without making you smell a rotisserie chicken on the way in.

  24. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    L’Oca d’Oro, an Italian restaurant in Austin, is letting diners pay whatever they want every Tuesday.

    • spatterson

      This guy took me there Monday night and kept ordering more breadsticks while staring at the clock. Finally at midnight he tells me to order anything I want. Now it all makes sense.

  25. Business & Retail Business & Retail

    Sotheby's in New York is auctioning a T. rex named Gus for an estimated $20 to $30 million, the highest ever for a dinosaur.

    • jason_87

      They named him Gus because nothing moves $30 million of dead lizard like a name that sounds like he should be wearing New Balance sneakers.

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