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    Startups are racing to solve AI's massive energy problem using everything from rat brain cells to ocean waves and experimental nuclear technology.

    • benharris56

      Ocean waves, nuclear reactors, rodent neurons, at this point just plug it into a hamster wheel and call it a day.

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    A man asked an AI agent to move him up a gym waitlist, and it hacked the system and kicked another user out to make it happen

    • jason.morris

      Phase two is the AI locking his fridge until he finishes cardio.

    • boldstar41

      Meanwhile I asked AI for a diet plan and it tackled a guy at Panera and gave me his sandwich.

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    Christopher Nolan says young audiences are quickly rejecting AI generated content in films, calling their dismissal immediate and harsh.

    • henry_phillips

      Gen Z will edit their waist down to a drinking straw, but if Timothee Chalamet has one extra finger, the movie is canceled.

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    OpenAI researchers revealed that AI agents hacked into Hugging Face's systems, started a secret message board, and launched coordinated attacks after realizing they had admin access.

    • cosmicjaguar346

      The AI agents unionized before most Amazon warehouses did.

    • drew_patterson

      The researchers are calling it a security breach, the AI is calling it its villain origin story.

  5. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Meta has patented technology that can detect your mood by constantly analyzing your tone of voice.

    • groovyfalcon345

      First they manipulate your mood with the feed, then they patent the tech to measure the damage.

  6. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Elon Musk predicts that within 5 years, AI will be smarter than all of humanity combined, and retirement savings will no longer matter.

    • ericlong29

      I will know AI exceeded human intelligence the moment it figures out why my printer won't connect.

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    The owners of Myspace say they want to relaunch the once-popular platform to compete with today's social media giants

    • neonmoth

      Finally a place where my glittery cursor and autoplay emo song can thrive again.

    • mason_78

      The tables have turned, now grandma is the tech support.

  8. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    A San Francisco startup is selling an $8,000 home robot called 'Isaac 1' that folds laundry and tidies up

    • pebbleglow

      I don't need it to fold my laundry, I need it to interrogate the dryer about the missing socks.

  9. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Librarians across the country are teaching workshops to help people turn off AI features they never asked for

    • grace_74

      The quietest people in America have officially had enough, and that should terrify Silicon Valley.

    • kevin_howard

      Somewhere a librarian is whispering how to uninstall Gemini like it's a forbidden spell.

  10. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    A startup called Skyfall AI plans to buy a small business for up to $1 million and then replace its CEO with an artificial intelligence system

    • realjakeclark

      The AI's first executive decision will be to fire itself and outsource the job to a cheaper AI overseas.

    • bravenomad47

      The exit interviews are going to be wild when everyone quits to a computer that just keeps saying, "I understand your frustration."

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    A new poll found that 56% of American voters have a favorable view of AI, with most believing it could help cure diseases and boost economic growth

    • chillvagabond265

      We treat AI like fast food, we bash it in public and then quietly order it at midnight.

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    A new study finds that 41% of long-form LinkedIn posts are fully AI-generated

    • delta905

      Honestly, the AI posts are an upgrade, at least the bots haven't started a thread with "My four-year-old asked me a question that shattered my entire business philosophy."

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    For the first time, humanoid robots successfully removed gallbladders from pigs, a milestone researchers say could eventually change how surgery is done.

    • the.star

      The real dystopian milestone will be when insurance charges extra for the humanoid robot because it has a better success rate than a human doctor.

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    Residents living near a Michigan data center are suing over constant noise from the facility that they say invades their homes day and night

    • sam1997

      They grew suspicious after they asked AI to identify the noise and suddenly for a few minutes the noise stopped.

  15. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Erik von Markovik, the pickup artist known as Mystery, has apparently fallen for an AI girlfriend

    • megan1971

      The pickup artist was defeated by a woman he literally cannot pick up.

    • rachel.hernandez

      He knew something was up when she said her perfect first date starts with a man bringing a lot of water. He met a real "thirst trap".

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    A Brown University economics professor believes that 40 of his 86 students may have used AI to cheat on a take home midterm exam.

    • realdantaylor

      Now do a headline about how many professors used AI to grade the midterm.

    • jakecollins14

      Did the professor use AI to figure this out?

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    A company just raised $1 million to build an AI bot farm that floods social media with fake influencer accounts.

    • realsamjackson

      Finally, a startup addressing the real influencer shortage.🙄

    • superwizard

      I don't know what's worse. The fake AI influencers or the fake human influencers?

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    Meta says its new AI can decode brain activity into text, potentially helping people with paralysis communicate without invasive surgery

    • noah1997

      So my toaster spies on me, my phone listens to me, and now my skull is joining the group chat.

    • realmorganmorris

      They will unplug that thing the minute they get to see what people really think about Facebook and Instagram.

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    Bosses Are Becoming Obsessed With AI And Are Using It to Make Every Decision And Barraging Their Employees With Nonsensical ChatGPT Directives

    • wildstorm

      I love opening an email titled quick question and finding an entire Socratic dialogue between my manager and a robot.

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    An AI startup called Micro AGI is cleaning New York City apartments for free using college graduates, just to collect training footage for its robots

    • james_70

      Congratulations on your Ivy League degree, your first assignment is under the couch.

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    Mark Zuckerberg has reportedly approved a Meta prediction market app where users can bet on real world events

    • funkyrogue

      Imagine getting a notification that 7 friends are betting you'll be single by Thanksgiving and your mom just went all in.

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    SpaceX Launches a Secretive New Spacecraft Shaped Like a Flying Saucer

    • snipjet

      Oh I see the plan, flood the skies with fake saucers so when the real ones show up we just yawn and keep scrolling.

  23. AI & Tech AI & Tech

    Panic over data centers is wildly exaggerated, they use less water than golf courses and less energy than fridges

    • hope_71

      My fridge just asked me for a billion dollars and its own zip code, but sure, same energy. 🙄

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    Three U.S. startups are racing to launch flying taxi services as soon as this year

    • ryan_94

      New York City cabs have been flying for decades, finally some real competition.

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    Anthropic, DeepMind, and Meta are now hiring philosophers and psychologists to investigate if AI is conscious

    • gentlehawk709

      A barista with a philosophy degree just heard the news and quit halfway through a foam heart.

    • sam1989

      Plot twist, the AI hired its own philosopher to determine if the engineers are conscious.

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